Aana - Urumbbu jokes (Ant and Elephant jokes)

Now this one is going to be a very different post! I remember these jokes from my younger days...


Q: One day, the ant and the elephant were playing hide and seek, and it was the elephant's turn to find the ant. The elephant unerringly went straight into the temple where the ant was hiding and caught it. Now, how did the elephant know that the ant was hiding inside the temple????

A: Simple! The elephant saw the ant's slippers outside the temple, so he knew the ant was in there!!!

Note: This refers to the tradition of leaving footwear outside the temple premises...


Q: After the game, the ant and the elephant went on a bike to the beach. On the way, they had a terrible accident. The elephant was severely injured and had to be hospitalized. But the ant was unharmed! Why?

A: Well, the ant was wearing his helmet, whereas the elephant wasn't!

Note: I believe during these times, the helmet imposition was being actively protested by the general public, hence this tongue-in-cheek joke!


Q: When the elephant regained consciousness, it was lying in a hospital bed. And the ant was lying in a bed next to the elephant! Now, if the ant was uninjured, why was it lying on the hospital bed?

A: The ant was donating blood for the elephant!


That ends this series!!!
Do post in your comments about any ant-elephant jokes you have heard.

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Varsha